The star smacks him (not even that), flopping onto the table and Tidus's smile being the result left behind in its assault. A huff of a laugh escapes him, and Tidus leans back, arms folding loosely over the table.

"And why's that," he asks with all the thick humour that he's been keeping in. But no reason to do that now, Inigo knows what's up! "'Cause it's not you?"

Will Inigo admit to it?? Or will he just whine.