[ He chuckles, but he doesn't leave her there with a troll club too heavy to lift. Roland takes the hilt with two hands and steadies it so it doesn't stay on the ground, just standing upright against his legs. ]

What a rude awakening, eh? [ Still. They didn't have enough...mantle space either, did they. Dang train. ] Hm. If we're turning it into decor, the only question is where. And how. [ Sorry he's so poor with the suggestions, maybe he's never had to deal with this stuff before!! ] I mean we could just leave it behind on platform if it's too big to deal with.

[ Half-serious, half-joking. But with that poker face, it's hard to tell. ]