Oh, you'd be surprised. I've listened to much worse things.

[ The creatures in Wonderland weren't exactly polite about making sure she wanted to hear the inane stuff they had to tell her before they just started reciting odd poems and saying cryptic things, after all.

Compared to that, his family drama can't be all that bad, she thinks. ]

But either way, seems like you're in luck. If you're here, it means you're no longer in the Underworld. Though you may have a few problems with that whole 'can't stay on the surface world for long' thing then.