Okay he already disappointed someone by saying that it's full of rocks and assholes. Which isn't wrong. But this is a kid (temporarily) and it'd feel strange.

"Oh yeah, lotta cool stuff. You get to see colors left by stars that blew up. And you get to see lots of colors and shapes of people. They ain't all shades of brown."

A lot are. He figured it originated as camouflage on their planets.

"I met people that can shapeshift into different people. And there's these things that look like cats? With tentacles that come out of their mouths. And sometimes you gotta fly through asteroid fields? Taught my boy how to do that when he was ten." Like a responsible parent, he gave his ten-year-old Terran idiot a small spaceship.