"I guess figurative? But it is a train we're gonna be stuck on, and it does travel through dimensions. And it does have a creepy AI lady who talks to us, so it might be from hell for all we know."

Rich shrugs and just... raises an eyebrow at the comment about his hair.

"Maybe sentient if you don't wash it. Anyways. I'm Rich. Rich Goranski." He feels a little weird about this, but he should try to be polite, so he holds out a hand to shake.