"First one broke because bitch shot me in the head.... I mean, I ran into her later and she did us all right, but it was a pain in the ass. Meant when I showed up my baseplate, the part rooted in my brain? Was all fucked up a lil' bit. I think Devero about shit himself 'cause he had to go touchin' somethin' rooted that deep into my thinkmeat."

He laughs at that, though, because it's funny now. He didn't screw it up.