That's actually not a bad plan. He gives up on the spoon and does the same. Might as well get it out of the way.

And then he burps because he's a classy space pirate.

He puts the bowl in the sink, leaving his pile of mess for the non-heathens to deal with. "Well, to be honest it's one of the fanciest places I been, too. I just don't want the assholes at the crossroads to start feelin' all proud of themselves from me sayin' so."