"Seriously, kid's got no manners. Lemme introduce myself." Jack strikes a hero pose (one he's used many times for propaganda photos) and serves up a winning smile.

"Jack. Handsome Jack. And don't beat yourself up about it, kitten. Coding is one of the many things I'm super good at. So!" He claps his hands and sits down in the air on an invisible chair.

"Gonna need some answers from you, sweetheart. Y'see, both me and Rich here need to figure out a way to get off this train. You can help with that, can't you, babe?"