"I think I heard the Japanese guy with the two-tone hair suggest something to that effect. And if you're in the process of trying I'm betting I need to be in the process to prepare for that going very, very wrong. No offense, but every time I stop somewhere new and changes are being made, somehow they play out badly."

'Murphy's Law' is a concept he truly carries with him.

"...Actually I think coins didn't have iron back when someone dreamed up that whole myth? Whatever. It's a cute lie to keep kids from being upset about losing their teeth. And most kids where I'm from don't have-"

He points back to the pink thing. "No reason to know any fairy rules."