"American footballs are, so yeah." That's the extent of his important sports opinions, really. (Morgan's no help, the kind of person who could never be bothered to care about sports except as an easy font of small talk in the office.)

The mention of baseball gets a brief smile, though, more for the possibility of the weird familiarity of finding random baseball gloves in unexpected places. It's bizarre and a little bit stabilizing.

"Doesn't seem like there's really room to play anything that effective in here, though."