irrationally: (a little more now i'm awake)
alice liddell. Ω ([personal profile] irrationally) wrote in [community profile] voidtreckerexpress 2021-04-13 08:52 am (UTC)

The kidnapping comfort scale.

Well, if anyone would know about that, it's a guy who apparently got kidnapped six times already?

"One would think you would have taken some measures to prevent it from happening up to six times." Okay, she can get that there isn't much to do about the pull of the train, but Alice imagines he's just talking about people doing it all the other times. And surely there's something to be done about that. Like.. bodyguards.. or a sledgehammer to the head.. many options, really. "At five times it stops being a coincidence, after all. Then you're just a popular guy."

.. a popular guy to experiment on, probably. Not exactly an enviable position for anyone.

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