[If only it was just her being jumped, that'd be preferable to everything else.]

You, jumped on the way to work? As if, who'd be stupid enough to do that?

[That question makes him give her a "wtf" look before raising an eyebrow, tightening his grip on Shirayuki's ball unintentionally. How couldn't she know what year it is..?]

What are you talking about, did you hit your head during things? It's 2007.