"Nah, the SCP makes it so anyone can vote. Even someone like me, with no opposable thumbs," he said, jumping down to trop over to the SCP. He leapt up on top of it. "If you can do stuff and lie and say you can't, you better be good at it. Too many people think I'm not as helpless as I am, as it is," he grumped, then he batted at the screen. "Put in your ticket."
Re: [cue Yota getting entirely the wrong idea, I'm sorry]