"A robot does your homework? They must be smart!" Then again all the robots he had ever met were smart, so maybe robots all studied really hard!

"I'm sorry you're here and they aren't. But there's lots of nice people here and though there are lots of random grownups they are all nice and won't try to sell you or give you away or make you go with them and not with your friends. And you will make lots of friends here too!"