"I think I might just ask the train to stop in the middle of the void so I can jump out. It would be the much more merciful option."

.. is Alice kidding? Is she not? It's hard to tell, when she says everything with the same half-dry tone and permanently annoyed facial expression..

But she definitely doesn't want to think about how much more of a pain in the ass life on the train is going to be after this, so she shakes her head, and instead asks: "What is the first thing you are going to do when you get home?"