Whoa, slow down there. I haven't even peeled this yet.
[ The only murder happening today is the murder of this fruit-! Or something. ]
[ Also, don't mind him as his fancy strikes at the last second, giving Tidus a look, his eyes sparkling with some rare form of boyish mischief. He wonders how long it'll take...Roland feigns a certain expression well enough, directing his attention to the eyes of the pineapple. His knife cuts cleanly through the topmost portion, a loud thunk from the cutting board heard clearly. ]
no subject
[ The only murder happening today is the murder of this fruit-! Or something. ]
[ Also, don't mind him as his fancy strikes at the last second, giving Tidus a look, his eyes sparkling with some rare form of boyish mischief. He wonders how long it'll take...Roland feigns a certain expression well enough, directing his attention to the eyes of the pineapple. His knife cuts cleanly through the topmost portion, a loud thunk from the cutting board heard clearly. ]
And no, coconuts are nuts. It's in the name.
[ His poker face is tested well and true now. ]