[ He's going to expertly dart around that, just so it's more natural to keep at the joke. How far was he going to take this??? Far enough for the punchline. Never say the Chief Consul had no sense of humor! ]
[ Cut. CUUUUT. He's very rough with it, chopping more than he is slicing, and with his kind of knife? It's an easy task. The skin itself was way too thick to even peel like he would a normal, fist-sized fruit, so he does the same motion with it. Chopping roughly until most of the pineapple's eyes are revealed, embedded into the yellow meat. His prediction of the mess to come was also accurate, pineapple juice squirting here and there, though this doesn't make him flinch as much as the thuds of his knife. It lacks finesse, but it's progress! ]
Walnuts.
[ Straight-faced. He only has to cut the bottom section of the pineapple so he can begin to slice it into the rings Tidus needs. ] They're like smaller coconuts, except their insides aren't white.
[ He's going to run out of punchlines pretty soon, but he'll be damned if his own joke buries him!! He will not laugh!! ]
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[ He's going to expertly dart around that, just so it's more natural to keep at the joke. How far was he going to take this??? Far enough for the punchline. Never say the Chief Consul had no sense of humor! ]
[ Cut. CUUUUT. He's very rough with it, chopping more than he is slicing, and with his kind of knife? It's an easy task. The skin itself was way too thick to even peel like he would a normal, fist-sized fruit, so he does the same motion with it. Chopping roughly until most of the pineapple's eyes are revealed, embedded into the yellow meat. His prediction of the mess to come was also accurate, pineapple juice squirting here and there, though this doesn't make him flinch as much as the thuds of his knife. It lacks finesse, but it's progress! ]
Walnuts.
[ Straight-faced. He only has to cut the bottom section of the pineapple so he can begin to slice it into the rings Tidus needs. ] They're like smaller coconuts, except their insides aren't white.
[ He's going to run out of punchlines pretty soon, but he'll be damned if his own joke buries him!! He will not laugh!! ]