Please. Even if Tidus is just joking around here, there's absolutely no way Inigo could ever get up on a stage for that sort of thing. He's already terrified to do something he knows and likes up there, let alone doing something entirely new to him..

.. which might be part of why he's not even addressing that joke. His heart wouldn't be able to take it. His sensitive little baby heart.

"You're avoiding the subject!"

Look at Inigo, saying that as if it's some novel realisation. Like he's Sherlock Holmes over there, rather than a guy pointing out something incredibly obvious.

"You can't distract me that easily!" (Says the easily distractable guy.

Who, for example, has been completely distracted from even touching his food in this moment.)