"Relaxingly doing paperwork." Hah, see! You didn't catch him out, he has no qualms about saying the most ridiculous things. He's done it all his life! And now he's straightening up.

"Gotta update my spreadsheets and audit my audits." No shame, as he throws words together, let them and Inigo's brain work to make any sense out of them. Tidus pats the other guy on the shoulder as he moves behind him. "You have fun! It'll just be me and a hundred piles of paper. See ya!"

He drags out that see ya as he starts to walk. He's leaving, Inigo! Leaving to go to their room and the sexy paperwork waiting for him.

It's so sexy, he won't be able to keep his pants on.