[ Naruto looks up from the information he's trying to take in and gives the stranger a withering look. ]

Yeah, no shit, I ain't never heard of what it's tryin' to say before, obviously.

[ He huffs, like the situation is pissing him off though it's more that he's severely embarrassed. He might be kinda dumb, but he doesn't like attention being drawn to the fact that he's dumb. Unfortunately when he goes around being dumb loudly that outcome is hard to ignore. ]

Go on then, smart ass. You tell me how to say it.