"Definitely don't bring that up with him, he's practically disowned me and doesn't like to be reminded about his wayward teenage sons. He's way nicer to my," Wade pauses to snort, trying to keep it together for the joke. He's usually a 'quick gratification' sort, but the drawn out trolling potential here was too good. "-brother." He finishes after a beat.

"Most of the kids on this train are his, as a matter of fact."