"Oh, this is easy. Say some guy has a dozen minions, three Prinnies, and a pickup truck here on the train. So quite sensibly he claims a train car so his minion army has a place to hang out. Now, say another guy hears about this and pitches a hissy fit, threatens to kill all the minions, and insists the first guy leave the car and just cram his minions and stuff wherever. Crowding the halls! A pickup truck in the dining car, in everyone's way! Prinnies constantly underfoot! Now," he said, regarding her, "which of those two is the smart one and which is as dumb as a post that flunked out of post school?