"Ohmigod, how can it be this precious? I mean I've seen the pictures of spiders with water droplets on their heads but this is so much cuter!" Don't mind him as he continues to suffer from an intense overdose of adorable.

"This is the best thing I've ever gotten. Ohmigod." He shakily holds a hand out to it to see if it'll come to him. "I'm gonna call it Bitsy." He decides. "I mean-I know it's a Joltik from like the games and-ohmigod you're so cute!" He gets distracted as there's now a fuzzy joltik climbing onto his hand.