Gladio's imitation of a girl is awful, but it doesn't matter. It hardly even reaches Inigo's brain anymore, considering it's far too busy only returning errors to him at the thought of topless ladies pawing at him. Please, no! He may pretend to flirt with girls all the time, but it's a coping mechanism, okay! He doesn't actually want to be near any topless girls, no thanks!

"I'm not going to help them repopulate!" His tone is practically little more than a squeak at this point. He's dying. Is this what death feels like? Gladio is murdering an innocent young man in cold blood! "I-- I mean, it's.. it's only natural for me to g-get attention from the ladies, but not in that sort of way..!"

Why did you have to tell him to flirt with girls to overcome his shyness, mom?!