"Then it is high time you learned about real elves, right?" Glorfindel asked. "We're elegant, full of grace, can run on snow, need very little sleep, and...we have a sense of humor, we bleed if we're cut, can die of a broken heart, and enjoy a good drink with friends." He gave a half shrug as if to say, Look, People.

Payback is a dish best served cold...just remember that Glorfindel is always hot.