"It is?" Wei Wuxian had never really considered it particularly long, it was only three syllables. His title, Yiling Patriarch, was longer. "What sounds good to you? If I don't like it, I'll tell you," he offered.

"As for what I want to do? I make a fabulous second," he said with a shrug. "I was trained to be my brother's second in command, so I'm pretty good with kids, know how to run training sessions, not so good with paperwork, that sort of thing." Also at protecting people to the point of antagonizing those in power, hiding how much pain he's in, lying about how bad a situation is, and prefers potatoes to radishes--even though radishes are cheaper and easier to grow, but that last one might only matter to Wen Qing.