A bit of a mixed message going on here, huh.

But that's alright. Alice can deal with that. She takes a moment to look for something to use, but then there's some of that strange, strange bear-shaped meat that someone was probably still using, but left lying around.

Sorry, person. Whoever it was. But Alice is snatching it right up to put it on a counter - trying to find a slightly lower one, so she's sure the girl can reach it.

"Here. I know it might sound slightly trite, but imagine that this here," she gestures at the adorable bear face, "is who did this to you. Either the person who left, or the train, or whatever force you want to blame for this. And then you just stab and slash it as much as you want."

Look, it's a proven method, okay. Do you know how much food Alice prepared one time just because she wanted to keep cutting things up.. At least she's pretty sure no one is going to miss this dumb bear face meat, so there's no possibility of someone whining later.

"You can even borrow my knife, if you want." You know, since it's big. And cool. It makes the stabbing impact even a bit better.