Ah. In the roster you will find an unnamed Spider, who actually goes by several names, and an unnamed girl, who goes by Buttercup. Once you do have a name, I will be honored to learn it. In the meantime, MT it is.

My name is Glorfindel. Welcome to the Train. Are you from a world familiar with this technology? [Indicates the Train, because not everyone who shows up is housebroken...]