"Okay, Mr. My IQ Is 250 And I Refuse To Acknowledge That Isn't How The IQ Scale Works, what's the actual difference between 'The vast majority of people consider Lawrence Bolyish to be the greatest writer of 1721' and 'Lawrence Bolyish is the greatest writer of 1721'. The observable, quantifiable evidence for the FACT is OPINIONS. Facts can be based on opinions! And at the same time, if you pointed to something red and told someone who spoke another language it was red, they wouldn't agree because they'd say it was whatever their language used for the color red! And FINALLY, I'm a freaking OVERLORD, and I have the greatest mana power in the cosmos, which means my opinions are facts because my reality is stronger than yours!"

Possibly the biggest question all that raised was: why does a book need to pant, no matter how many words it had said in one breath?