Why is the book breathing? It's an odd occurrence, certainly, but also a question for another time; there are other matters at hand.

"One: neither is a fact; the former is a generalization, and the latter is yet another opinion. Odd that you have such trouble with sentence types, seeing as you are a book. Two: a miscommunication is not an opinion, and your example could easily be solved by simple translation software or a bilingual person fluent in the relevant languages. And three... I learned long ago never to argue with an idiot, as they drag you down to their level and defeat you with experience. With that in mind, enjoy your victory."

He turns to leave, fully smirking. The trick with that closing statement, he has discovered, is to leave before it sinks in.