No saying the 'T' word?? Whoa, history. Can he say 'massage therapist'? Why's his head starting to think of all potential banned topics?? SPOONING IS A BANNED TOPIC.

But this is Kaiba's free consultant session time, so Tidus keeps himself zipped up, quiet as Inigo speaks. It sounds pretty straightforward, and he wasn't about to expect himself getting included - is he a good gift giver? -, but he accepts it with some surprise.

"Time's always key too! Every athlete-in-training questions if they're making progress, 'cause you don't think about everything you're doing easier now that you couldn't before. And that's where not being hard on yourself comes in."

He makes a fist, pumping it. "All you can do is keep seeing what works for you!"

Psych! Like he was going to keep his mouth shut for long.