[ Let it be known that Roland was able to curb a diplomacy issue, just by administering the right kind of snail-eating technique at a fancy dinner party. Politics moves in mysterious ways.

Thankfully, their discussion on snails now, wasn't as high stakes. ]

Hm. Maybe Tidus is speaking of something closer to sea slugs? But the ones on earth don't look anything like snails. In fact, they don't even have shells. That might be different than what we're used to seeing, Inigo. Wow. As big as your whole hand...That, that actually sounds scary.

[ Which isn't really, not to Roland who's fought gross slimes and skeletal demons with soft bodies in the second world. No, it just sounds gross. But he'll do with the word play. ]

But what you're saying now definitely sounds like the ones I'm more used to. The garden variety snails can also make great pets for kids, you know. [ Even if they are pests. Or food. ] Like beetles. Heh. Maybe that's what you need to order next. An extreme food crate with a bunch of exotic treats. Make a challenge out of it.

[ A mild suggestion as it comes from him, calm and collected. But hey, why not? ]