"Well, I'd define hero material as not someone who nearly dosed a whole school," he mutters, half under his breath. "I mean, uh, I'm just kinda an asshole."

And he was planning on doing better about that, before ending up here...

"I don't know if I could do any of that stuff. Like, I'd like to help a little, but I'm not really... I mean, my world is normal. Not full of crazy monsters, really."