Guess who is moving over towards where Tidus is on the floor. And sure, Inigo will probably help him up in a moment, since that's always how this goes, but there's first another moment where he still has to be offended at the other.

And the fact that he's - for once!! - towering over Tidus by standing there in front of him while Tidus is still on hands and knees helps with that. Even as Inigo still looks majorly flustered. You can't win them all.

"Uh, I know plenty about lapdances!" Now that's a bluff if Inigo has ever used one. But he does know quite a bit about dance, so whatever, it's just.. a creative extension of the truth! "And guys can also give those, don't be ridiculous! I'm a lapdance expert!"

He crosses his arms in front of him, huffing.

"Don't mess with a truth you can't handle!" Even jokingly!