Nope, that's not gunna fly either. "Inigo, I've faced down murderous Vikings, went through a typhoon that sent me through time, crossed paths with insane sorceresses, dueled swashbuckling sky pirates, been in the shadow of every matter of monster underneath the sun..."

A half shrug. "Compared to all that, seeing a human boy shake his butt isn't exactly going to traumatize me. Try again."