fall out boy intensifies

[shegypt]

Who: Thief King Bakura & you
Where: Your bedroom. Yes, yours.
When: Llama 20
What: Bakura has decided she's waited long enough to get the heat off of her. She wastes no time doing the things she do.
Warnings: She has broken into your cabin. So don't tag in unless you're okay with that.

[ Bakura has been lurking.

She has been lurking so well she basically missed the whole platform. The whole mission, too - whatever. But her secret explorations have her thinking stealing the Voidtrecker Express isn't going to be something she can actively plan for. (Something she can someday absolutely do, sure! When she sees an opening!)

What's more, it's now been enough time that she bets nobody is gonna care what she's up to anyway. She doesn't see a guard....

It would be smart to keep lying low.

But it would also be dull.

In short, when next you open your still-completely-locked cabin door, there is a woman standing there. Holding your stuff.

She turns, and, without looking too upset, raises a hand. ]

Yo!

Comments

[shegypt]

[ So tidy. Where's the delicious sprawl of life? If Bakura were not the nomadic type, if Bakura could afford to hold onto possessions, her place would be a dump and she'd LOVE it.

That is neither here nor there, she just thinks he's amusing. ]

I am the King of Thieves, you know. If I go too long without taking something that doesn't belong to me....I might perish.....he-hehehehhee......

[ Let's go through his clothes and pick something to take for the hell of it! Or at least start making the place look lived in. Pants on the bed, GO! ]

[sizedoesntmatter]

You know here you can be the king of whatever you want you don't have to limit yourself.

[He knew that would mean very little and really here titles mean nothing at all, but if it got her to stop stealing then it was baby steps. Plus Kaiba is probably not going to be happy about why the room will be a mess in any way.]

But you could also you know... figure out there is more to life. Make friends and form close bonds.

[shegypt]

[ Bakura's smirk remains, but her voice dips darker. ]

If you think being a thief is limiting, you know nothing.

[ She could go on. She will go on! But she wants that to sink in first. KAPOW! Here's a couple of shirts knotted together and hung up like a garland!

Gods she's great at holding normal conversations. ]

[sizedoesntmatter]

I think you could also do a lot more than that.

[He knows he can't really do much when it comes to stopping her except moving to try and put the stuff away again.]

You have skills, I will say that, but while here maybe use them in other ways.

[shegypt]

If you're trying to make me promise not to off anybody else, no sweat.

[ She chuckles. Reaches back, back....oh, what's this smooth fabric, this is nice, she wants this. ]

We have an exclusive relationship, you and I! Even if you failed to excite me.

[ She is laughing at her own shitty joke when she realizes she has just pulled out something that CAN BE WORN AND IS NOT PANTS.

SCORE. ]

[sizedoesntmatter]

[Okay that one line was enough to cause some kind of reaction from the teenager. An exclusive relationship was enough to cause a small shiver and to close his eyes for a moment.

He had tried so hard to not show any sign of weakness and he failed.]

Is it because you wanted me to put up more of a fight? Sorry, I'm too much of a pacifist for you. [It was obvious he was at least being sarcastic with his apologies.]

[shegypt]

I know. It's a drag......hold this.

[ Without further ado, she unbuckles her cargo pants' belt, hands it to Yugi, begins wrapping herself in Kaiba's chiton...

.....tugs her pants off from beneath it....

sighs in relief.... ]

Phewwwwwwww!!!

[sizedoesntmatter]

[Just what is going on? Bakura, why are you like this?

Actually don't answer the answer is obvious. At least Yugi is being polite about it and has made sure to not at all pay attention.

His focus was now solely making sure the items he kept near him were at least still close by.]

[shegypt]

D'you want these?

[ Bakura holds up the pants. She has wrapped this chiton entirely wrong - it is hitched up too far on her legs and not far enough on her torso, so really she's done little more than take a long expanse of fabric and roll her privates in it, but she still feels more at ease than with her legs sheathed. No breeze! Stuffy. ]

Something to aspire towards.

[ yes she just called you short ]

[sizedoesntmatter]

No I do not. But Kaiba is going to be mad knowing you took something.

[He wouldn't be mad that was taken, but who took it. he was pretty much confident on that one.]

[shegypt]

Is he...

[ Not hard to guess which bunk is Mr. Priest's. Bakura chucks the pants onto it. ]

Now we're even. I've given him a leg up.

H-hehehehheeh....

[sizedoesntmatter]

[Are you making another height joke?]

Don't think you're ever going to be even, honestly.

[But he guesses she got at least something she wanted, even if it was Kaiba's and probably not something he was ever really going to wear again.]

But I assume that is all?

[shegypt]

[ A shrug. This fabric is nice, too, hot damn. All slippery. Really makes her feel the part of a King. ] Yeah. You two have a lovely day.

[ And over to the door she ambles, the better to - wave and vanish into the wall instead, to be an asshole. Look how little she cares about you and your Priest.

Eh, this shit only works on said priest, but it's funny anyway. ] Later, fucker.