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voidtreckerexpress2021-06-09 08:36 am
shegypt) wrote in voidtreckerexpress2021-06-09 08:36 am
Entry tags:
fall out boy intensifies
Who: Thief King Bakura & you
Where: Your bedroom. Yes, yours.
When: Llama 20
What: Bakura has decided she's waited long enough to get the heat off of her. She wastes no time doing the things she do.
Warnings: She has broken into your cabin. So don't tag in unless you're okay with that.
[ Bakura has been lurking.
She has been lurking so well she basically missed the whole platform. The whole mission, too - whatever. But her secret explorations have her thinking stealing the Voidtrecker Express isn't going to be something she can actively plan for. (Something she can someday absolutely do, sure! When she sees an opening!)
What's more, it's now been enough time that she bets nobody is gonna care what she's up to anyway. She doesn't see a guard....
It would be smart to keep lying low.
But it would also be dull.
In short, when next you open your still-completely-locked cabin door, there is a woman standing there. Holding your stuff.
She turns, and, without looking too upset, raises a hand. ]
Yo!
Where: Your bedroom. Yes, yours.
When: Llama 20
What: Bakura has decided she's waited long enough to get the heat off of her. She wastes no time doing the things she do.
Warnings: She has broken into your cabin. So don't tag in unless you're okay with that.
[ Bakura has been lurking.
She has been lurking so well she basically missed the whole platform. The whole mission, too - whatever. But her secret explorations have her thinking stealing the Voidtrecker Express isn't going to be something she can actively plan for. (Something she can someday absolutely do, sure! When she sees an opening!)
What's more, it's now been enough time that she bets nobody is gonna care what she's up to anyway. She doesn't see a guard....
It would be smart to keep lying low.
But it would also be dull.
In short, when next you open your still-completely-locked cabin door, there is a woman standing there. Holding your stuff.
She turns, and, without looking too upset, raises a hand. ]
Yo!
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[ The Thief King chuckles to herself. Not even blatant anachronism can stop anyone named "Bakura" from going for the pun.
She addresses Kaseri but tilts her head towards Amar. ] Your pal's bored. Care to give 'em......a lift?
[ AAAAAND WE'RE TWO FOR TWO LADIES AND POGGLEMONS THE KING OF THIEVES IS
SO
GODDAMN
FUCKING
BOOOOOOOORED ]
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hey wait are they ALL floating,]
Nhyhihihihihi~
[This horse really DOES have the mind of a little gremlin, huh!]
1/2
[ Bakura blinks. Bakura does a flip, experimentally, to confirm what she thinks is happening is indeed happening. ]
2/2
H-ha! I like you........
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[Kaseri meanwhile just preens. But now, the real trick.
Can Bakura
see why kids love cinnamon toast crunchfigure out how to use this to her further advantage..?]no subject
But the front of her mind is giving Amar a push so the sheep begins to spin, letting go of Kaseri, nodding down the hall. ] Hey. Go long.
[ She has made a point of watching a lot of movies; they're more interesting than books. Picking up all kinds of new phrases, because she thinks it'll be hilarious to arrive back at the palace someday and have the mighty King have no idea what the fuck she's saying. BEHOLD, THE WORDS OF THE FUTURE!
This is, of course, just one level of why she's been on a movie kick. (The others are intel, under-stimulation, and a newfound addiction to popcorn.) ]
Let's play a game.
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[Bye Amar!
In any case Kaseri has no idea what 'go long' means, so she just whinnies happily and nods. She DOES know what 'let's play a game' means, after all, and that sounds great.]
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Oi, oi.
[ Fine. She will go long. Bakura pushes herself up into the ceiling, where she promptly vanishes....
Only to pop out of the floor (still floating?) and bap Amar back towards Kaseri.
This is 100% a wise and cunning reason to have expended ba on Diabound. ]
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Kaseri, eager to 'play ball' with the thing that isn't currently a ball, therefore quickly bops back with her head to start making Amar float back.
The meeh-ing increases.
Help :[ ]
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[ Bakura puts some spin on the "ball" this time, hoping to get Amar not only heading back towards Kaseri, but rotating in midair while doing so. ]
Take up your grievance with Miss Floaty, not me!
[ Gramps has fun friends. ]
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Kaseri of course just continues the floating party. This is the best fun she's had in ages!! Wow!]
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She is upside-down and cross-legged when she asks Amar: ] So what d'you do?
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Just for that, they're using Rollout!!!] MMMmmMMMEEEEEHHH!!!!!
[INCREASE POWER HEADBUTTS]
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[ And, just like that, Thief King Bakura is the floating projectile.
She permits this to happen, because it is funny. ]