Please everyone else, ignore them, they're just talking about dicks over in this corner!

"It's fine!" Tidus reassures again; not loudly, but not quite a whisper either. "It keeps everything...nicely together." You know, to both be discreet and have no idea how to talk about trunks. "They give you room there. They're made for that."

...this is the dumbest and most awkward conversation he's had today. He can't believe he's hearing himself.