People really like the idea of being spooked by over-the-top displays? [ He barely gets this Halloween thing himself, but people are having fun, soooo-! ]

I get people finding doctors spooky. Afraid of getting a needle to ya or a limb chopped off? [ Heheh. ] It's dumb! But dumb's better than making spooks about real horrors, y'know? None of that stuff we had during the storm.

You want silly stuff! Like the doctor chasing you 'cause your iron levels are atrooocious!

[ Please include a ghooooulish voice for that, followed by a grin. ]