"See? Cooking it to soften the skin is the only way to get through this."

In a snap, in an instant, Roland breaks character dutifully and stands up as if he didn't just make a little scene there. It's a skill, really. He should get awards. But now they realize the truth, and that's all that matters! Bambosh though, has left the stage. He'll need to call him back, heart to heart. Literally.

Roland quietly wills his little fire friend to return, but not before assessing the turnip in Tidus's hands, and Inigo's cut up one too. His own turnip is trying to look like a face, but it's failing spectacularly. The effect he was going for, which was an open mouth vomiting out guts parading around as turnip smush, is not working either.

"...Wow. We're really bad at this, huh?"