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[hashtagparkerluck]

Who: Peter, Aunt May, and open!
What: Peter's hanging out with his Aunt and introducing her to everyone he knows.
When: Day Sixteen
Where: Kitchen/dining car

Peter's probably talked nonstop over the past hour about everything on the train and other stuff too. He's so happy to have his aunt back he doesn't even care about the fact he's in so much trouble. He can live with that. Probably. Until he gets bored anyways. But right now who cares?

"-And then we went to this Mountain where this lady-uh Albany and her kids ran this Inn. It was really nice and I taught the kids how to play the floor is lava and uh freeze tag and stuff. That was fun and their mom made like really bomb pancakes and the best lemonade ever-I mean I know I'm not supposed to drink it and all but ohmygod Aunt May it was the best! Like oh my god, I could never give that up." He rambles from where he's leaning against one of the walls.

"-it was a really weird world though. We were there to pick flowers and herd these bat like things called Dralite-they were really cute, by the way, anyways-we had to like also get rid of this giant gorilla-I'm pretty Mr Stark just like.. shot a repulsor beam at it and pretty much just yote it right off the cliff and like-Mission accomplished. But the goats bit! I tried to move them and one bit me on the stomach and oh my god that sucked." He explains in an energetic way that only he can really manage. "But it's okay-I mean I healed up just fine-not even a scar." He lifts up his shirt to show her no traces of the bit in case she was worried.

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[sidles in two weeks late with starbucks]

[filmnotyetrated]

"Hot damn, this is Aunt May? Are you sure she's not like, older sister May, maybe?" Wade let out a whistle. "And I thought we hit peak May with Sally Field."

"Anyway, I guess you could say I'm a friend. The kid's pretty cool most of the time." He leaned forward a bit. "Now, I'm pretty childish but by golly it sure is nice to see more adults. Have you seen this train? It's practically a daycare."

[hashtagparkerluck]

Peter gives him a look and then looks at Aunt May. He doesn't like how Wade's looking at her and squints slightly at the offender.

"Yeah. This is Aunt May." He says sounding a little on edge. "She just got here this morning."

[mayp]

May felt flattered that Wade seemed to think she looked that young. Still she wasn't sure if it was a compliment coming from him. There was just something about him...

"Thank you and I do like to think Peter is a cool kid. Says a lot about my parenting skills," she adds with a shrug.

[filmnotyetrated]

"Oh deffo, deffo. Aunt May is like the most integral cornerstone of any Spiderman story and you have a pretty damn good Spiderboy on your hands here." Wade nodded sagely.

"Though, it says something about his behavior so far that the Train Gods decided they needed to kidnap his actual guardian to keep him in line, huh? Out of your sight and he just goes hog wild!"

[hashtagparkerluck]

He just keeps giving Wade a look because dude! Don’t his on his Aunt! And the. He goes and throws him under the bus. He hasn’t been that out of control!

“Uh.. he’s kidding. Obviously. Kidding. Right, Mr Wade?” He says, expression tight and giving Wade a look to please not get him in more trouble than he’s probably already in.

...

Is that really why Aunt May’s here?

“I mean, I haven’t been in any more trouble than normal.”

[mayp]

That was interesting to hear about Peter, though she wasn't overly surprised. He did seem to attract a lot of trouble wherever he went. "Don't worry, I'm sure Peter hasn't been in more trouble than usual but I will talk to him about it," she tells Wade. "Later, in private." It was none of the other man's business after all.

"Tell me what else have you been doing on the train? I'm sure there's a lot I need to be aware of."

[filmnotyetrated]

"I mean what sort of trouble is normal for him? I just wanna say he did rip my whole arm off like a wild animal. He's really been going buckwild here, Aunt May. Spideys-Gone-Wild." Wade nodded along, ignoring that it seemed like he was being dismissed pretty effectively.

Today was not the day Wade Wilson started taking the hint, no sir.