Tidus (
blitzcheer) wrote in
voidtreckerexpress2020-08-11 12:10 pm
[OPEN] we like sportz
Who: Open to everyone! Learning some sports, making some friends?
Where: Gymnasium
When: Grasshopper 20-22 (or the rest of grasshopper if you like!)
What: Getting people to play some sports, whether as beginners or finding people more on their level! Also can come in here for your personal sports games if you like?
Warnings: sportz. flying balls. (no)
As per Tidus's proposal on the netwrok on the 19th, the gymnasium has been set up around the next few days (or more!) around lunchtime--whenever those busy cooks in the kitchen deem it to be lunchtime--to hold a few ball games for all. It doesn't matter when a person comes in or their skill level, or even what they want to play. While there's a few set games, anyone is free to take the time to show off a sports game they're good at!
The set games are:
For those looking for a more easy-paced game, badminton or even table tennis may be recommended; the former easier to go with if you treat it like my secondary school P.E. classes and launch the shuttlecock into the air; the latter found at the table of the gym with its own fold out tables for games!
Jugs and beakers have been brought in from the kitchen with water for anyone who gets parched, set in a corner where....hopefully no stray balls (or other) will find themselves being flung into. While Tidus has put this together and can be chatted to, he's letting anyone who knows more about the games to lead things as they like!
( ooc: this is just a chill 'come play sportz' thing that you can play at your leisure! also feel free to pick a sports game that isn't listed, BYOS (Bring Your Own Sports), w/e w/e. )
Where: Gymnasium
When: Grasshopper 20-22 (or the rest of grasshopper if you like!)
What: Getting people to play some sports, whether as beginners or finding people more on their level! Also can come in here for your personal sports games if you like?
Warnings: sportz. flying balls. (no)
As per Tidus's proposal on the netwrok on the 19th, the gymnasium has been set up around the next few days (or more!) around lunchtime--whenever those busy cooks in the kitchen deem it to be lunchtime--to hold a few ball games for all. It doesn't matter when a person comes in or their skill level, or even what they want to play. While there's a few set games, anyone is free to take the time to show off a sports game they're good at!
The set games are:
- Soccer: A team sport played with a spherical ball between two teams of 11 players. The game is played on a rectangular field called a pitch with a goal at each end. Numbers make this one tricky to play with a full two teams, but two or four players are possible.
- Volleyball: A game for two teams, usually of six players, in which a large ball is hit by hand over a high net, the aim being to score points by making the ball reach the ground on the opponent's side of the court.
- Badminton: A racquet sport played using racquets to hit a shuttlecock across a net. Although it may be played with larger teams, the most common forms of the game are "singles" and "doubles".
For those looking for a more easy-paced game, badminton or even table tennis may be recommended; the former easier to go with if you treat it like my secondary school P.E. classes and launch the shuttlecock into the air; the latter found at the table of the gym with its own fold out tables for games!
Jugs and beakers have been brought in from the kitchen with water for anyone who gets parched, set in a corner where....hopefully no stray balls (or other) will find themselves being flung into. While Tidus has put this together and can be chatted to, he's letting anyone who knows more about the games to lead things as they like!
( ooc: this is just a chill 'come play sportz' thing that you can play at your leisure! also feel free to pick a sports game that isn't listed, BYOS (Bring Your Own Sports), w/e w/e. )

Tidus
[ Of course Tidus has got to be present at his own sports thing, whatever you want to call it. Before anything starts, he can be found for bugging if you so like, and he likes to start off with some warm-ups and stretches, some good ol' jogging on the spot thrown in the mix as well.
b: football/soccerHe cuts from that to raising up his arms, smiling and cheery to anyone who happens to come over while stretching in his back. ] 'Sup! You already warmed up?
[ It was a different density, but when you gave Tidus a ball close to the same size a blitzball, well, there's no way he wasn't going to test out how well it worked. He can be found throwing it above his head a few times, kicking it up and balancing on the ends of his feet, like actual normal people do with a football.
c: volleyball...and once even chucking it up, and trying to get a balance on his head. It bounces once, and falls to the floor with a small wince from Tidus, pitifully rolling across the ground. ]
Okay, yeah, sooo. Not a blitzball, [ he can be heard mutter to himself sheepishly. ]
[ But he is taking these try-outs seriously, and volleyball's one of those he's been interested in, stretching his legs with some quick crouches, hands on his knees. ]
d: breakSo, you ever done this before? [ He'll ask whoever he's playing against. ] Rule number one, no aiming for the face!
[ No matter how pro athlete you are (and you know, it's been a while...), there's always time for a break, to take a drink or to swap out and give other people a chance to practice and play off each other. Tidus mostly sits by a wall cross-legged at these times, watching whatever's going on, a noisy stretcher, but comfortable in himself.
But he's also happy to go over to other people hanging around, friend or stranger, offering them a nod. ]
Hey. Feeling good?
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Aww. Where's the fun in that?
[ He jests!! Really!! The volleyball has stopped bouncing and now rests against his hip, one arm cradling it close. ]
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No! [ It's a protest, sure, but it's more whiny than anything else, despite the sharp way he says it. Especially since the whine definitely creeps into Inigo's tone as he continues to speak. ] Definitely no aiming for the face!
[ He may still be slightly traumatized from the last time Tidus suggested he play sports for fun.. He knows how this ends if this rule does not exist... ]
What am I going to do if anything happens to my face?!
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[ And why is Roland getting to bounce the ball and not him...!! His feet are itching to start, even if he can't help but prolong absurdity when it shows itself. ]
tidus - roland - inigo
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how about tidus - tidus - tidus
how about ur face - ball - floor
how about we all just love and respect each other
PAKYU
TAENA WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE PLEASE
PUTANG INA
JE MOEDER
OI YOU ORAYT THERE M8YT
get paid get laid gatorade
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volleyball
[This apparently makes sense to Romeo and he grins. He is ready.] I'm really good at volleyball! I bet I can hit it every time!
[He has confidence. Volleyball is the only game he actually has any idea how to play, but he's learned from the best. He will make mister Waver proud!]
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Sounds like I'm up against a pro! You'll have to let me know I'm doing this right. [ Oh. ] Hey, you know, first question! Do you really have to hit the ball like...
[ He's got it, so let him just take it, set it against his wrist...and roll his other wrist under. Like so. ]
--Like this? [ He gives it a bewildered look, but grinning. What was this on the ICP instructions?? ]
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[He has every faith in him!]
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Rule number one is obvious, but sometimes it happens if you have bad placement or something. Stings too if you are really putting force behind a spike or something.
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[She clapped her hands together happily.]
The one you do for both hands? you mean the one player who helps set up a spike?
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B
.. or maybe Inigo is just too worried about that ball ending up in his face if he'd do so, considering his last foray into sports with Tidus. ]
Is there really all that much difference between these balls?
[ They all seem the same to him, bro. ]
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It's all about density! [ At least Tidus isn't be shocked that Inigo doesn't know the difference between balls. But then, it wasn't that long ago that Tidus was figuring it out either.
He rolls the football on the floor now under his foot. ]
It's like swords, right? Some of them're lighter or heavier, and they do different damage. Balls are the same!
[ Did he speak Inigo's language there? ]
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[ Apparently Tidus managed to hit the exact right explanation that can get Inigo to understand this, since there's no other way he would have viewed balls in that kind of light..
He picks up one of the other footballs, holding it up and studying it as if it's a museum piece or something like that. ]
That's surprising, since I imagined there's more variation in swords since they're more important.. but in some worlds balls might just be more important than swords, huh?
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i can't believe this thread is just figuring out inigo's sexuality now
can't believe this puzzle inigo's sexuality is
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C
No aiming at the face! [ She nods. ] But other body parts are acceptable!
[ ... that's probably a joke. ]
How exactly do you play?
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So he takes a badminton racket that isn't being used and starts bouncing a shuttlecock against its net. It keeps going, and it looks like if you approach him, he's counting how many times he can keep the shuttlecock bouncing up in the air without falling to the ground. He's relatively stable right now, eyes trained on the shuttlecock without blinking, hand and wrist flexing on overtime to get the right angle every time it falls back down to the net.
Dare to speak to him? It's fine! Roland is an excellent multitasker! ]
Hey, there. Having fun? No, don't worry about it. I'm listening. What's up?
[ Just don't expect him to look at you right now. ]
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I-- Are you sure?
[ He's not even doubting Roland's capabilities necessarily, it's just-- does Roland even know what kind of deadly weapon a shuttlecock is?! He almost died last time! ]
You should be careful with those! Tidus hit me with one last time! [ Please Roland, you're dad now, you can't die. ]
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[ Continue with your one-on-one thread BUT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GETTING AWAY WITH THAT? IN TIDUS'S SPORTS GET TOGETHER?
DON'T BEND THE TRUTH. ]
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SHOW US YOUR PROOF >:( ]
[ Roland bounces the shuttlecock twice before his hand darts out to grab it. He turns to Inigo, slightly confused. ]
Tidus hit you with a shuttlecock? [ Quirks an eyebrow up. Roland looks mildly concerned. ] On purpose?
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lexi do you have any idea what he was trying to do in that gif
looked constipated to me
accurate
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wow look at us, wrapping up threads LEFT AND RIGHT
Della Duck | OTA
Sorry!
[ ... accidentally smacking people in the face with whatever ball said sport is using. ]
I was gunna say "duck", but, you know, I didn't want you to get confused since... I'm a duck...
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Tidus knew to be prepared for this, and even went for the lighter game against the Deadly Mom: badminton! You can't get hit that hard by a shuttlecock (unless you're as dramatic as Inigo where a light breeze can K.O you), and there's no easy way to get to a person's face.
But Tidus starts to swear Della's doing this on purpose with how close her hits get. Is there an actual sane way to know one's intent in a shuttlecock knock? Is it all in Tidus's mind??? Is Della actually trying to murder him? ]
Ow!
[ She's successful, Tidus's death cry echoing in the room. His racquet clatters to the ground as he cups his hands over his nose with an appropriate groan.
UGGGGGGGGGGGGGH ]
Yoh noht sohrrry!!
[ muffle whiiiiineee ]
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[ Well, yes and no. She doesn't intend for this to happen - but she always plays every game with WAY MORE INTENSITY THAN NECESSARY, so the inevitable winds up happening. ]
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[ press x to doubt ]
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Okay, first of all, don't need much force when trying to get the ball over the next <8i>unless you are jumping up to spike the ball.
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[ the point
della's head ]
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[It would certainly be something if people could.]
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